# Hello world!
Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!
Or it should have read:
Welcome to WordPress, this is the first problem you shall face, the first of many hemorrhaging pursuits you shall come across in this adventure called Trying-To-Make-a-WordPress-Blog-Work. Get ready to feel intimidated, frustrated, stupid, scared, and incredibly no0b-ed due to the fact that you have no absolute grasp on PHP unlike everyone else here. You will be joining a friendly community of web developers, Google programmers, IBM project managers, or simply just genetically engineered humans programmed to code, script and understand every computer language known to man even as a foetus in the womb. Please visit the incredibly lengthy FAQs and Support sites before you give up. We wish you all a pleasant death.
I’ll blog in the morning, guys. My lenses are so dry I am typing this with only my left eye as I’m keeping my right eye closed to stop it from constantly twitching.
I’ve been at this for eight hours. No kidding.
November 2nd, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Hi, this is a comment.
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November 4th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Hi, this is a computer generated message made to seem like it was actually submited by a tangible “Mr WordPress” character put on God’s green Earth for the sole purpose of typing this same message again and again to the thousands of internet users who try out WordPress (yes, he sits behind an Apple G5 all day and can type this standard message within 3 seconds (within 4 seconds on Saturdays and Sundays)).
To remove an irritating comment such as this, just log in to your WordPress (if you are unsure on how to log in then you are a n00b, thus, do not bother trying to read our lengthy FAQ because µ 4|23 µИVV0|2+#¥ 0ƒ 0µ|2 1337И355).
November 4th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
There, we have extended our great omnipotent powers and magnanimously allowed you the simple option to either completely modify the commenter’s post but still keep the commenter’s name so as to make it seem like it was a favourable comment, or, remove the message entirely (do note however that the remnants of this message will be stored in our terabytes of our server database so that if any investigation regarding your involvement with a 16 year old page should arise, we shall sell this information to the victim or use it as blackmail (see Mark Foley Scandal to know more)).
November 4th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
gosh, i made some grammatical errors, and translating those few words to 1337 almost killed me.
What was that? Shouldn’t I be studying for SPM you say? Aww, don’t worry about that, there’s still like 12 days left (or perhaps 11 if you don’t count today) til that exam which shall determine my the university for my tertiary education which hence indirectly ultimately shall determine my future success as a human being. Nothing to worry about xP
Cheers ainaa!
November 4th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
I hope this gets through this time…
Anyway, GLAD YOU’RE BAAAAAAACK!
A whole new look! =D
Joy to the small blogging world I inhabit!
November 6th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
You do realize you can ask us beforehand right? I mean, at the end of it, it’s easy to get the hang of it. I installed Wordpress in 5 minutes no problems.
November 6th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
I like Wordpress a lot better than Blogger
Although, I’m not so tech-handy. They don’t allow users like me to fiddle with my html anyway.
Good luck though.
November 6th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
I AM 1337 FOR I UNDERSTAND WARREN’S COMMENT!
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