Nothing happened much since I last posted. Just raya, exams, events, hostages, world war ten, and and and…. bleah forget it. Today however, I felt that I just had to post, because my blog looks worse than a delapidated flat with peeling wallpaper and rotting books that turn yellow from the damp leaking ceiling. Yes that bad, I hope for a new layout soon, but I have to do that with Eddie, and he needs to be fixed with more RAM or the last kick to his processor might be the last. Yes, that bad.
It was raining this afternoon in Subang, causing my mother to scream from the television room about how the astro doesn’t work during the sky’s short spell of gloom. I was dastardly bored, lack of stimulation, especially from my boyfriend who sometimes I believe turns me on at a 32.3kb rate when he’s supposed to be 1mb by now. He was as slow as that 192 RAM’s worth on a slow pc. His drive drove me crazy at some nights, screaming, but sometimes I fell asleep just looking at him. I needed something big, something huge, something drastic.
And that was when, I deflowered Edvard.
As most of you know, Edvard or Eddie as he is sometimes known, and I have been together for more than a year now. We’ve gone through a lot of problems but problems usually get taken care of in less than a day. We’ve done a lot together, and with him away from his creator’s wrath, he could open up.
We took it slow I guess. He was very quiet and cautious as I brought him down and unplugged him slowly and slowly. He was practically bare when we finally realized what we had to do. There was no turning back now. With the tip of the finger, we slit the white piece. And all was let free.
At first he couldn’t open up, he was designed in a way quiet difficult for me to lift the cover without getting electricuted. And on the dusty floor, free of wires and USB ports which usually litter my room, I realized one thing about our love. Our crazy sexy sensual love.
I had hoped big. But it was never near there. I had wanted it nice, a 256 mb i expected. But I was outwit. It was hardly a 192mb. I was cheated. Bad.
Anyway don’t look at me like that. Especially before you say anything. We used protection, lucky HP did try to take our space and time to prove that.
Here is a picture of my boyfriend, horribly breaking my heart, as I found out about what he had. And didn’t. Parental guidance needed.
This is what happens when you’re surrounded by hormonal sex raging teenagers and geeks of the planet as friends.
Till next time, you @!! l33t!